rooster jokes
Growing 10000 kilograms every day, I evolved into a mythical beast
by Ah Niu Niu Niu
Mythological revival, Blue Planet suddenly expanded hundreds of times, countless creatures from ancient myths appeared, dividing territories.Strange beasts from the Classic of Mountains and Seas, apocalyptic beasts from Western mythology, colossal demonic bodies from the deep sea...Xu Zhou traveled to this dangerous parallel world and discovered that he had a clone of a giant rooster.Moreover, he obtained the talent to gain one kilogram every day.This talent continued to upgrade with the evoluti…
The Rooster of snow
by Burgersaurus
a girl finds a chicken that is as White as snow. she takes it in and protects it untill it runs away!
Overpowered Isekai Rooster
by EASYYMONN
Okay, listen up, 'cause this tale ain't for the faint of heart. It's about Gunjo, the baddest bird ever to strut the earth—well, until he was served up with some chestnut stuffing and a side of cranberry sauce. But death was only the beginning for our feathered friend. He wakes up in the fiery kitchens of hell, seasoned for a fate worse than the dinner table, a snack for the insatiable demons. Now, Gunjo ain't no ordinary rooster; he's got skills that make hell's denizens look like headless chic…
My Rooster System
by Man_Who_Like
Another “trash copycat slop novel” and that all.
REINCARNATED IN ANOTHER WORLD BY ACCIDENT, I MUST LIVE AS A ROOSTER UN
by Spica1979
Follow the story of Ricardo Casanova, a young womanizer and opportunist who had a major turnaround in his life.
I Teach Kendo in Tokyo
by Fanma Kato Megumi
Tired of the rat race of the 21st century, Wang Jian transmigrates to 1980, hoping to start his life anew and seek his fortune. Now living as Kiryuu Kazuma, he inherits a family dojo in Katsushika District, Tokyo. Blessed with a cute younger sister, a spacious house, and absolute freedom after both of Kazuma's parents died, everything seems to bode well for Kazuma's new life. Soon, however, all kinds of problems start to surface. Unable to recruit any students for the dojo, the Kiryuu siblings f…
Marriage Before Love: Mr. Li is Addicted to Wife-Chasing
by Qiaoqiao
How does it feel to be alone at one's own wedding? That was the case for Xia Chenxing. Her groom was absent, and she had a rooster for a stand-in. Despite being married for three years, she never met her husband and was everyone's laughing stock and scorned because of that. But so what? No one would know her happiness! Sports cars, mansions, and luxury brands were all hers. She could wear a different set of clothes and jewelry every single day while never running out of money. Most importantly, …
I Love My Life As A Baker In Another World
by Razor_Rooster
Song Joong Woo was a sad old man who lived a life of misery until he was struck down and given a second chance at life by a godly being who reincarnated him in a world full of magic and monsters. But he doesn't want to build a kingdom, become a hero, slay the devil king, or save this new world from total initiation. Instead, he wants the slow yet fulfilling life of a baker, to make bread and serve it with a smile. No matter how many kings, wizards, witches, monsters, dragons, unicorns, or lesser…
Cathan
by Haunted_Rooster
In a dark and damp sewer infested with giant acid-spewing rats, humongous alligator monsters, and other beasties, Cathan is undergoing an unusual identity crisis. Huh? Who am I? Where am I? And what’s with this body…? Wait, don’t tell me… have I reincarnated as a cat?!Follow Cathan’s journey as he explores a familiar yet strange Earth after an unknown apocalyptic event brings mana into the world!
To Bring Fortune to My Sick Husband for 3 Years, I Remarry His Big Brother While Pregnant
by Dream Reading
In order to bring good fortune to Gu Huai'an, who was suddenly afflicted with a serious illness, I married him with a rooster as my witness.People said that I was living like a widow at a young age, but I enjoyed it and was willing to go through hell and high water for him.However, later on, I saw that he, who was supposed to be bedridden, was moving around with ease, showing no sign of severe illness."Young Master, your illness was cured a long time ago, why are you still pretending?""Qinghe ha…
Yellow Sun Academy
by QuickShot1445
Under the new red sun, the mutated animals and the mutated people called "fighters" are engaged in a never-ending war for control of the Earth. When three delinquents students are given scholarships to Yellow Sun Academy, the most prestigious fighter academy, it falls to them and their new friends to defend the Earth from the animals. Can the fighter students rise to the occasion and saved all of mankind? Or will the animals finally win? (Inspired by Rooster Teeth's RWBY)
Companionship: Terraforming in Another Word
by Noraa_Lyrics
"Blessings"The principle that governs the magical world. where a person can receive his/her previous memories back on earth. The concept itself is a mystery, that humanity has yet to solve.From Lamborn village, there was a boy who just received his blessing and found out he was previously a 50-year-old unemployed cockfighting addict. With that information how will his journey unfold, now that his previous rooster became his companion in the magical world?
Sinister : The brave detective.
by Precious_Okeke5759
Even as I work as a detective, I help people and save the city.Moana a brave detective accompanied by her trusty rooster embark on adventures that determines her dream and her inner beast , this also helps her to finally figure out her calling. Will she give up?Or will she continue to fight for justice?Find out when you read.
The Forced Evolution
by Tema_rina
After a tiring day of labor, Li Nian returns home to see the rooster he has raised posing in the Golden Cockerel stance to beat him up. For a moment, Li Nian thinks he's having a psychotic relapse, until he realizes that the whole world has begun a forced evolution.
Ghosts We Chain, Immortals We Become
by Tulipwei
Butchers do not slaughter pigs with five toes. Village guardians do not guard villages with temples. Feng shui masters do not point out evil dragon treasure lands. The hands of midwives must be washed with rooster blood. Among the three hundred and sixty trades in the world, each trade has its rules. Are these ancient and mysterious rules merely formalities? If I tell you that some rules cannot be broken, and if broken, people will die, would you believe it?
Remnant: A Rwby Story
by ShadeFell
The World of Remnant. Is one full of many things that can and would lead to the deaths of millions. If it weren't for huntsman academies deaigned to forge young souls into capable hunters against the forces of Grimm.The original story for this project is influenced by a RWBY rp. Characters that aren't rooster teeth affiliated are used with permission to the characters respective owners.Also if you want to support the writing process. And possibly support me in obtaining a cup of coffee here's my…
The Omniscient Patriarch
by LeonardLunsford
The western marauders invaded, and all the elders of the family died in the battle. Only four sons of the Lin family were left. Lin Jie was appointed as the patriarch in times of crisis. With the help of the patriarch’s intelligence system, he steadily developed the family’s power and eventually stood at the pinnacle of the clan."Daily Intelligence Updated"[1: Lin Wei was strolling in the market of Baihe Town today. He accidentally bought a cloud mulberry fruit from Golden Harvest Fruit Shop. Af…
I run a farm, how did it become a zoo?
by SaltedCookie
Su Mu, who returned to the village to inherit 300 acres of land, successfully bound a system."Congratulations to the host for obtaining an A-level treasure chest and animal affinity skills.""Congratulations to the host for obtaining a B-level treasure chest and obtaining the tamer skill.""Congratulations to the host for obtaining a C-level treasure chest and a bottle of spiritual spring water."Originally, he just wanted to open a simple farm, but he didn't expect his life to become so exciting a…